2006 Classic: The Click

We watched the Adam Sandler movie. My husband wants a remote that can pause me. I told him if he pauses me, he’ll never eat a home-cooked meal again.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Msdos_Commander06/13/2001 02:59C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/07/2013 21:38This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Scream_Fan_9605/11/1995 02:44What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Dorm_Room_Hero05/18/2011 22:01My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Yugioh_Duelist11/25/2001 05:40You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Speed_Racer_Go10/05/2011 07:41Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Goonies_Never_D05/15/2011 16:52Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Influencer_9903/10/2014 02:18My followers need to see this!