2022 Classic: The Choice

“Should we get a Tesla or an e-bike?” “We can’t afford either, the eggs are $8 a dozen.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_310/23/2001 08:47Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Tripod_Member04/22/2008 16:00Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Titanic_Survivor10/16/1999 10:06I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Optical_Mouse_9904/13/2000 18:00I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Nu_Metal_Kid09/14/2002 21:16I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!