“Do we get the 4K Netflix plan?” “Does it make the characters look more disappointed in their lives?” “Probably.” “Then yes.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
RT if you think this is funny!