2010 Classic: The Choice

“Do you want to see the movie in IMAX?” “Is it twenty dollars?” “Yes.” “I can just squint at the TV at home for free.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro04/10/2003 13:24Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Mainframe_Manny12/15/1998 20:12Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink07/14/2015 11:40I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball07/18/2000 19:59Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Offspring_Guy07/06/2012 15:54The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Bam_Margera_Fan06/20/2013 05:43Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Wild_Thornberry09/09/2012 12:03Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Dancing_Baby_9607/20/2015 19:21Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Streamer_Pro_9910/14/1995 17:54Thanks for the donation and the joke!