“What’s our goal for the year 2000?” “To survive your mother’s New Year’s Day brunch.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Problem? No, just laughs!
A wild laugh appeared!