2003 Archive: The Chocolate Martini

A guy orders one and says, “It’s for my… soul.”

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@Pixel_Addict06/28/2006 18:05LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Pokemon_Blue12/05/2011 12:29Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Home_Alone_Kevin01/03/2008 12:50Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Toy_Story_Woody09/20/1998 12:57There is a joke in my boot!

@C++_Dev_9811/28/2001 07:50I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Pedro_For_Pres06/05/2015 17:41Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy06/18/2003 23:50You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!