2002 Archive: The Chicago

She’s singing “All That Jazz.” I told her the only “jazz” I hear is her complaining about the thermostat.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Kill_Bill_Bride11/05/2000 14:21I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Transformers_OP02/01/2014 08:11Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@G_I_Joe_Real02/10/2001 11:21And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Infoseek_Explorer07/22/1999 11:18Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Facepalm_Master11/08/2004 15:52I facepalmed and then I laughed.