A guy holds his phone up to the bartender and says, “According to my AI prompt, I should order a drink that is refreshing, complex, and matches my personality as a Gemini.” The bartender hands him a glass of tap water with a single ice cube and says, “The AI says you’re basic, Dave. That’ll be $5.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
This is why we need the internet.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.