The Bee Groom
A sweet wedding in the garden. What do you call a bee that was born in May? A maybe!
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from. My doctor said my health issues are genetic. I asked him for my parents’ address so I… Read More »The Genetic Wonder
2025 Archive: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2025 Archive: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
“Wake Up Dead Man!” “I’m trying, but the coffee hasn’t kicked in and the mystery of where I put my dignity is still unsolved.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
2024 Archive: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why “Flowers”? Because Miley finally got her flowers, and they were made of solid gold. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2024 “Midnights &… Read More »2024 Archive: Best Pop Solo Performance
2024 Vintage: The Bronny James Draft
Why was this the most “family-friendly” draft ever? Because the Lakers picked LeBron’s son, turning the James family Sunday dinners into official team tactical meetings.… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Bronny James Draft
2024 Classic: The Abbott Elementary Persistence
Why is Quinta Brunson still there? Because a Philly public school is the only place where optimism survived 2024. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards… Read More »2024 Classic: The Abbott Elementary Persistence
2023 Vintage: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Existential Dread about Robots’. That’s an ‘Upgrade’ issue.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition… Read More »2023 Vintage: The HMO
2023 Classic: Sand
I’m “shore” the future is digital. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Order
A guy holds his phone up to the bartender and says, “According to my AI prompt, I should order a drink that is refreshing, complex,… Read More »2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Order