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2023 Vintage: The HMO

“We don’t cover ‘Existential Dread about Robots’. That’s an ‘Upgrade’ issue.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

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My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9508/28/2010 10:18This is why we need the internet.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa07/27/2005 02:44They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Butthead_Uhhh07/24/1995 22:15Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@BackToFuture_M12/11/1996 22:13Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Brennan_Huff_X05/23/2000 11:43I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Warcraft_Orc08/02/2009 05:40Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Evolution_Dance08/14/2004 09:18The history of humor in one post.

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