2018 Vintage: The World Cup “Vuvuzela” Replacement
Why was it so quiet? Because the Russian “spoons” weren’t as loud as the horns, but the soccer was ten times better. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The World Cup “Vuvuzela” Replacement
2018 Legacy: The Red Dead Redemption 2 “Flu”
Why was the office empty in October? Everyone had “Tahiti Fever” and was busy being a cowboy in 1899. Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Red Dead Redemption 2 “Flu”
2017 Legacy: The George Michael Tribute
Why did Adele stop and restart? Because she’s Adele, and she’d rather stop a live global broadcast than deliver a performance that wasn’t perfect for… Read More »2017 Legacy: The George Michael Tribute
2017 Archive: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy over the Zelda reviews. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Is the robot running the latest ‘Deep Learning’ patch?” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Surgeon
2017 Vintage: Cash Me Outside
Why was the teenage niece so aggressive? Because Danielle Bregoli became a star, and now “How bow dah?” was the only answer to “Can you… Read More »2017 Vintage: Cash Me Outside
2016 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy
“The forecast for the next four years.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Story
2015 Classic: The “Deez Nuts” Political Candidate
Why was a 15-year-old in the polls? Because 2015 was the start of “chaos politics,” where a teenager from Iowa could get 9% of the… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Deez Nuts” Political Candidate
2014 Classic: The Steam Summer Sale
Why were our wallets crying? Because in 2014, buying games we would never actually play became the official national sport of PC users. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Steam Summer Sale