2017 Legacy: The Surgeon

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

@Winamp_Playlist12/24/2005 01:52Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro07/12/1997 14:20Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Thundercats_Ho06/06/2007 09:12Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/11/2002 19:44My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Evil_Kermit_M06/10/1999 02:20Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Infoseek_Explorer06/03/2008 15:47Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/11/2003 10:41I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Wall_Post_Hero01/23/1997 04:10Posting this to my own wall right now!