2008 Vintage: The “Joe the Plumber” Phenomenon
Why was a guy with a wrench the star of the debates? To prove that in 2008, everyone was one “tax hike” away from becoming… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Joe the Plumber” Phenomenon
2008 Vintage: The Craigslist
I tried to sell our old sofa. A guy offered me a goat and a broken VCR. My wife told me to “take the goat,… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Craigslist
2007 Legacy: The Hat
I’m “capped” by my data limit. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Carrie Underwood
“Before He Cheats.” She sings this while looking directly at me when I’m talking to the waitress. I’ve never been so well-behaved. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Carrie Underwood
2005 Classic: The Flickr Pro
Why did the designer pay for an account? Because he wanted to store “infinite” photos of his cat and the office coffee machine. Part of… Read More »2005 Classic: The Flickr Pro
2005 Archive: The Google Maps “Satellite View”
Why was productivity down? Everyone was busy trying to find their own house from space. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott… Read More »2005 Archive: The Google Maps “Satellite View”
2005 Vintage: The Trial of Saddam Hussein
Why was it the weirdest TV show of 2005? Because Saddam spent the whole time arguing with the judge like he was trying to return… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Trial of Saddam Hussein
2005 Vintage: The Stone
I’m “rocking” the new office look. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Saw
A guy wakes up chained to the bar stool. The bartender says, “I want to play a game. It’s called ‘Pay Your Tab’.” Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Saw
2004 Legacy: The Shrek 2 Hype
Why was the family road trip so loud? Because the kids were singing “Holding Out for a Hero” on repeat while the parents considered “accidentally”… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Shrek 2 Hype