2007 Legacy: The Hat

I’m “capped” by my data limit.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

@Geocities_Builder04/05/2010 08:56I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@AOL_Instant_Msg08/08/2010 02:13I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Msdos_Expert01/15/2009 21:42DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Zoolander_Derek05/20/2013 13:37What is this? A joke for ants?

@CSS_Master_9901/17/1997 21:24Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Footloose_Ren02/01/2007 16:53Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Uncle_Rico_9806/09/2006 19:48I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Reddit_Original09/27/2015 22:35The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Influencer_9910/06/2004 08:03My followers need to see this!