2005 Vintage: The Stone

I’m “rocking” the new office look.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z12/29/2014 13:08Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Campus_King03/25/2007 20:35The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Scanner_Darkly09/25/2013 00:00I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@CatDog_Alone10/21/2002 03:16One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Scumbag_Steve_X11/24/2001 08:16Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Flickr_User_0401/18/1997 12:14A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.