2006 Classic: The Carrie Underwood

“Before He Cheats.” She sings this while looking directly at me when I’m talking to the waitress. I’ve never been so well-behaved.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

@Futurama_Bender11/11/2001 03:30Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Scanner_Darkly05/16/2008 22:44I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Firewall_Wizard04/21/2015 00:25Letting this joke through the port.

@WordPress_Fan_0305/11/2007 21:29The best thing since version 1.0!

@Bebo_Lover_0509/19/2010 12:11Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Mind_Blown_Gif05/15/1996 21:49*Boom* - there goes my brain!