2014 Archive: Best Metal Performance
Why “God Is Dead?” by Black Sabbath? Because Ozzy is still here, and apparently, the Academy is relieved about it. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2014 Archive: Best Metal Performance
2014 Vintage: The Wedding Video
She’s started a YouTube channel dedicated to “Analyzing the Mistakes of My Daughter’s Wedding.” It has 3 subscribers, all her sisters. Part of the 62… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Wedding Video
2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Interrogation
Looking at a grandchild tapping a smartphone screen with extreme anger and asking why they are letting a poorly drawn pixelated bird ruin their entire… Read More »2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Interrogation
2013 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “AM” Coronation
Why the slicked-back hair? Because Alex Turner and the boys traded the Sheffield grit for Dr. Dre beats and leather jackets, creating the ultimate late-night… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “AM” Coronation
2013 Archive: The Iron Bowl “Kick-Six”
Why was the entire state of Alabama screaming at the TV? Because Auburn returned a missed field goal 109 yards for a touchdown as time… Read More »2013 Archive: The Iron Bowl “Kick-Six”
2013 Classic: The Office 365 Shift
Why was the admin confused? He heard we were moving to “Subscription” and thought he had to pay $10 every time he wanted to use… Read More »2013 Classic: The Office 365 Shift
2011 Vintage: The 30-Second Rule
Why the loud orchestra? Because Jane Lynch had three more costume changes and the show was already pushing midnight. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »2011 Vintage: The 30-Second Rule
2010 Vintage: The Internet Search
She searched for “Average price of a one-way ticket to Mars for an annoying relative.” She didn’t say who it was for. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Internet Search
2010 Classic: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New… Read More »2010 Classic: The Theodore
2009 Legacy: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the goal. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified