2010 Classic: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey08/02/1998 16:55With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Java_Applet_User03/11/1998 19:18This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Pi_Mathematics04/09/1995 20:38Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Chain_Mail_Hater03/04/2010 05:04I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Bad_Luck_Brian12/23/2012 05:22Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.