Why the slicked-back hair? Because Alex Turner and the boys traded the Sheffield grit for Dr. Dre beats and leather jackets, creating the ultimate late-night rock record.
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2025 Archive: The Harry Styles “Fourth House”
Why the acoustic shift? For Harry moving away from the synths to ...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2025 “Oasis Mania, GTA VI Soundtracks & The AI-Pop Singularity” Edition
In 2025, the music industry stopped chasing the future and decide...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Linkin Park “From Zero” Rebirth
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2025 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus “Rock & Roll Hall of Fame” Vibe
Why the leather? For Miley officially becoming the bridge between...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »
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In 2022, the music industry felt like a giant reunion party. Beyo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Kendrick Lamar “Post-War” Victory Lap
Why the Super Bowl? Because Kendrick officially claimed the thron...read more »
2025 Archive: The Paramore “Grammy Year”
Why the independence? For the band proving they are better, tight...read more »
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In 2016, the music industry felt like a rollercoaster designed by...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
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38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2001 “iPod Launch, Garage Rock & The Lady Marmalade Fever” Edition
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