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2000 Legacy: The Y2K “Non-Event”

Why were athletes laughing? Because they spent all that money on bunkers and the only thing that crashed was the Clippers’ winning percentage.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tank_Operator12/09/2010 23:18Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance07/11/2002 13:39Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Numa_Numa_Guy11/08/2003 18:05Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Mocking_Sponge05/28/2003 03:26mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Cool_Story_Bro12/28/1997 16:48Actually, it IS a cool story!

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