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2014 Archive: Best Metal Performance

Why “God Is Dead?” by Black Sabbath? Because Ozzy is still here, and apparently, the Academy is relieved about it.

Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky & The Robot Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Joni Mitchell Performance
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2024 Classic: Song of the Year
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2024 Archive: Taylor’s History Lesson
Why did Midnights win Album of the Year? Because Taylor Swift dec...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why "Snooze"? Because SZA made a song so good we literally forgot...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beatles’ Final Bow
Why did "Now and Then" win Best Rock Performance? Because even 60...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2000 “Supernatural Santana & Christina’s Shock” Edition
In 2000, the 42nd Grammy Awards were less about the future and mo...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Alternative Music Album
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2024 Legacy: SZA’s "SOS" Success
Why was she the most nominated? Because in 2023, everyone was eit...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company & Kanye’s Confidence” Edition
In 2005, the 47th Grammy Awards felt like a bridge between the le...read more »

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2025 Legacy: Best Global Music Album
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40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020 “Bad Guy & The Eilish Takeover” Edition
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36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic Sweep & Batiste’s Joy” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9509/19/2000 00:32This is why we need the internet.
@Yahoo_Directory08/23/2004 06:53Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Dial_Up_King01/28/2009 01:53Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@QuickTime_Viewer04/20/2010 05:44Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/04/1996 04:05That still only counts as one laugh!
@Voodoo_3dfx01/05/2008 06:43The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Badger_Badger_M10/17/2003 10:57Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@LiveJournal_Deep08/07/2002 06:39Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Clans_Leader_9907/10/2008 18:26Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/26/2013 11:50Heh heh heh. Good one.

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