2003 Vintage: The Draft Beer
“Why is it warm?” “It’s ‘Artisanal’.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The CD Burning Suspicion
Watching a teenager “burn” a music playlist onto a blank silver disc and fully expecting the computer tower to catch fire or explode in the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The CD Burning Suspicion
2002 Vintage: The USB 2.0 Speed
Why did the intern look so relaxed? He was waiting for a file to copy at “High Speed,” which in 2002 meant he had time… Read More »2002 Vintage: The USB 2.0 Speed
2001 Classic: The Bridget Jones
My wife is obsessed with the movie. She started keeping a diary of her “units of alcohol” and “cigarettes.” I started a diary of how… Read More »2001 Classic: The Bridget Jones
2000 Legacy: The Y2K “Non-Event”
Why were athletes laughing? Because they spent all that money on bunkers and the only thing that crashed was the Clippers’ winning percentage. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Y2K “Non-Event”
1999 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
Why Christopher Reeve for Still Me? Because a real-life superhero doesn’t need a cape to win a Grammy. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: Best Spoken Word Album
1999 Vintage: Best New Artist
Why Lauryn Hill? Because after that album, calling her “New” felt like calling the Sun a “new light source.” Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »1999 Vintage: Best New Artist
1999 Legacy: The Russian Paratrooper (VDV) Gear
Why did they look so tough in Prisztina? Because when you haven’t been paid in six months, “Tough” is your only available equipment. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Russian Paratrooper (VDV) Gear
1999 Vintage: The Emergency
“He’s not breathing!” “Quick, check his insurance card before he turns into a ghost!” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever &… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Emergency
1999 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Edie Falco? For proving that being a Mafia wife is the most stressful job in America, including being a doctor on “ER.” Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)