Why was it so quiet? Because the Russian “spoons” weren’t as loud as the horns, but the soccer was ten times better.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!