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1997 Vintage: The Website Launch Delay

The church council debating for three hours whether a parish website is a useful tool or just a passing secular fad that will disappear by 1999.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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