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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze

Watching the tech-savvy young assistant pastor attempt to read his Sunday homily off his sleek new augmented-reality glasses, only for the lenses to freeze on an unrelated software update notification, leaving him staring blankly at the congregation for two minutes.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/24/2013 07:34You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Pokemon_Blue06/02/2000 16:06Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Diva_Plavalaguna06/30/2005 18:36The highest note of humor!
@Walter_Sobchak08/04/2005 23:30Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Butthead_Uhhh09/21/2003 13:02Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Leet_Speaker_7703/16/2005 07:227h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Homestar_Runner11/07/2000 02:47That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Dark_Web_Joker07/13/2010 03:06Found this on the deep end of the net.

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