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2001 Classic: The Bridget Jones

 My wife is obsessed with the movie. She started keeping a diary of her “units of alcohol” and “cigarettes.” I started a diary of how many times she mentions Colin Firth.

Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus12/15/2013 18:25Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Britney_Spears_Fan10/28/2004 14:31Oops, I laughed again!
@Eminem_Fan_0012/26/1999 23:42Will the real funny joke please stand up?
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