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1999 Legacy: The Russian Paratrooper (VDV) Gear

Why did they look so tough in Prisztina? Because when you haven’t been paid in six months, “Tough” is your only available equipment.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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