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1999 Vintage: Best New Artist

Why Lauryn Hill? Because after that album, calling her “New” felt like calling the Sun a “new light source.”

Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@BBS_Sysop07/24/1996 15:15Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Pentium_Power03/01/1999 13:43My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Party_On_Garth01/07/2003 16:23I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
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@Guestbook_Signer02/27/1996 20:20Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/26/2010 06:13Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Podcast_Listener01/06/2002 03:02I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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