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1999 Vintage: The Emergency

“He’s not breathing!” “Quick, check his insurance card before he turns into a ghost!”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker06/18/2007 19:51Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Napster_User_9908/17/2006 08:57Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Step_Brothers_B02/01/2001 05:02Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Charlie_Bit_Me01/30/1995 22:00Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Flash_Intro_Hater03/26/2006 14:10Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Blogger_Default10/19/2006 01:22Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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