2004 Vintage: The Saw

A guy wakes up chained to the bar stool. The bartender says, “I want to play a game. It’s called ‘Pay Your Tab’.”

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@Lara_Croft_9603/21/2014 05:24Found a real treasure with this one.

@Resident_Evil_Z05/11/1998 19:45Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Flash_Animator02/07/2008 15:14I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Dumb_And_Dumber02/28/2002 03:26So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Streamer_Pro_9911/29/1995 06:46Thanks for the donation and the joke!