2008 Vintage: The Craigslist

I tried to sell our old sofa. A guy offered me a goat and a broken VCR. My wife told me to “take the goat, it’s probably better company.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_Explorer02/21/2003 11:42I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Britney_Spears_Fan10/13/2012 16:46Oops, I laughed again!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan07/21/2004 00:37I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Blade_Runner_201905/12/2002 07:52All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Total_Recall_Fan01/21/2008 19:03Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/13/2000 14:52Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Slashdot_Effect11/26/2003 13:43We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!