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2017 Vintage: Cash Me Outside

 Why was the teenage niece so aggressive? Because Danielle Bregoli became a star, and now “How bow dah?” was the only answer to “Can you please pass the salt?”

Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
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2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
 Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
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 Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
 Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
 Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King06/03/2006 15:24I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Quake_Fragger12/28/2010 05:23M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@RoboCop_9008/10/2000 15:13Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Thundercats_Ho01/04/1996 03:33Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Doge_Much_Funny10/02/2003 14:42Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/17/2006 22:46Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@ODP_Editor_9903/06/2011 14:20Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@GL_HF_Runner03/05/2004 17:40Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Social_Media_G11/22/2001 09:24I’m going to poke you for this joke!
@Retro_End_User11/04/2014 13:31The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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