1998 Classic: The Celine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Celine. / Celine who? / Celine (Celine) my heart will go on… even if you don’t open!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

@Tripod_Member09/25/2010 20:45Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Pager_Guy01/09/2011 06:10Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Requiem_Dreamer03/26/1997 23:06That was intense... and funny!

@Starship_Troopers11/17/2014 16:59I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Leave_Britney_A05/11/1999 13:43Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Get_Flash_Player01/30/2002 08:39Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Challenge_Acc10/16/1995 20:35Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Opera_User_9908/27/2009 18:00Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.