He bought another pair. He now has enough pockets to carry the entire kitchen pantry.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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