Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Tesla is on Autopilot!
Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Harry
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2024 Vintage: The Paris
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2025 Archive: The Wooden
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2025 Legacy: The Europe
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2025 Legacy: The Neural
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2025 Classic: The Open
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53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Police
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2024 Legacy: The Doris
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.