1995 Classic: The Car Trip

My wife is a great “co-pilot.” She doesn’t tell me how to drive; she just gasps loudly every time I get within ten feet of another car.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Instant_Msg12/22/2015 01:15I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Backstreet_Fan09/28/2004 14:18I want it that way... the funny way!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/12/1997 17:57Super green! Hilarious!

@Mocking_Sponge08/28/2015 11:32mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Bernie_Mittens01/31/2012 07:24I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Evolution_Dance11/14/2006 10:57The history of humor in one post.