Civil War: I told her I’m Team Cap. She said, “I’m Team Divorce if you don’t pick up your socks.”
Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Word
"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.