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2016 Classic: The Captain America

Civil War: I told her I’m Team Cap. She said, “I’m Team Divorce if you don’t pick up your socks.”

Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
 He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
 I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_9009/19/2007 12:09In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/11/2005 03:24A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Futurama_Bender04/21/2014 20:11Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Napster_User_9903/15/2001 10:57Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Gremlins_Gizmo05/04/1998 17:15Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Gaia_Online_Gold04/19/1996 07:44Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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