2018 Legacy: The Bumblebee

I told her our car is a Transformer. She said, “It’s a 2012 Honda Civic, Greg. The only thing it transforms is our bank account into ‘zero’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic10/03/2014 05:54This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Ebay_Sniper03/11/2007 23:12Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory05/09/2005 01:41Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@MP3_Encoder10/30/2013 04:19128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Starcraft_Zerg10/29/2003 22:19Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!