Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
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Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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A: In case he go...read more »
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
3D laughs are the best!