Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
That was super fast and super funny!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.