Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
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Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Top tier web animation humor!
Heh heh heh. Good one.