Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get some “shredded” lettuce.
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
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