Why did the carrot go to the gym? To get some “root” strength.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
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