Why did the broom get a raise? It was doing a “sweeping” job.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
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Oops, I laughed again!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
That was intense... and funny!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
The stars are aligned for this joke.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Waddle on over and read this!