A guy walks into a bar and asks, “Is this a strike?” The bartender says, “No, this is a bar. The bowling alley is next door, Mr. Lebowski.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
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