I told her I’m a fighter. She said, “You’re a ‘Bottom’—the ‘bottom’ of the list of people who help in this house.”
Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.