2019 Classic: The Bombshell

I told her I’m a news anchor. She told me to “anchor” myself to the chair and help with the kids’ homework.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/01/2010 12:34Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/22/2011 02:42So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Gladiator_Maximus01/02/2006 06:07Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Geocities_Neighbor05/25/2009 12:45Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@QuickTime_Viewer10/25/1995 09:56Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Inkjet_Printers11/15/2009 05:32Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Hansel_So_Hot03/08/1999 08:42That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@One_Does_Not_S12/24/2005 10:50One does not simply read one joke.

@Fred_Channel_0610/07/1996 02:14HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!