2002 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset

A guy is talking to his ear. The bartender says, “If you’re talking to a ghost, fine. If it’s a phone, take it outside.”

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker06/09/1998 14:29Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Motherboard_Max11/18/1995 23:03This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Malware_Hunter01/11/1998 00:01Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/22/1998 00:13Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Spawn_Camper_J11/17/1997 14:52I’m staying right here until I read every joke.