2001 Vintage: The Blue Beverage

A guy asks for a “Blue October.” The bartender says, “It’s a drink, not a band name… yet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zelda_Link01/24/2012 15:32It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Pretty_In_Pink04/28/2003 12:10Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@White_Goodman_G07/08/2011 04:54We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Beanie_Campbell09/03/2008 10:32True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/21/1998 22:05I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Hacktivist_Fan11/02/2009 22:24Hacking into the comedy mainframe.