Two guys get into a fight. One says, “Blu-ray is the future!” The other says, “HD-DVD forever!” The bartender says, “You’re both nerds. Drink your lager.”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Mushroom Character
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The Giraffe Problem
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The Salt Shaker
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
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